LA Times Overly Concerned

The (over)exercise of power: "Am I the only person who finds this disturbing? I don't mean the fact that Bush would vet his selection for the highest court in the land in part on something utterly trivial. That's expected. What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy."

Well, no you are probably not the ONLY one, but more people find it disturbing that the money losing LA press doesn't have better things to be disturbed about. Were you disturbed by all those jogging pictures during the Clinton years? Were you curious that after all that supposed excercise he got fatter and fatter. Were you disturbed by the comparisons between Kerry falling off his 10-speed on a Washington street and Bush falling off a mountain bike riding up a hill composed of soft sand?

I'd be checking into the reasons behind all of your concern. We don't buy it any more.

independentsources.com also thinks it odd that Bush is critisized for something worthy of praise.

I guess I'm not the only one who is disturbed at their being disturbed. Do we have the makings of a Monty Python sketch here?

Last Farmland in DC Sold

Article here, thanks to Technocrat.com

Why do people move to big cities? Jobs.

What happens when a medium sized city gets to be a megalopolis? Ordinary people can no longer afford to live in the center. Roads in the center can't cope with individual travelers and mass transit copes poorly, forcing middle class people to move to the edge and commute AROUND, which is what the beltway was originally intended for (the overcrowded core of DC has long since passed beyond the beltway though).

If you change jobs a lot you are better off renting. If you insist on owning a home you had better get a real estate license on the side (at which point you realize you can probably make more money selling real estate than whatever else you were doing). That describes DC, LA, NYC and a number of other "hubs" right now.

All of this was pretty much inevitable for the non-farm worker in the past. But today we have no excuse for continuing this endless cycle other than "well, thats the way we've always done things".

Why do millions of stock brokers, computer programmers, customer support specialists, lawyers, sales reps, and a host of other white collar workers have to leave their home at all and clog up one means of transport or another with their sweaty bodies for 3 and 4 hours a day? And for most of these people, what do they do at work? Sit in front of a computer display and talk on the telephone. I'll skip the argument about whether 80 percent of the government workers need to be employed at all, but from my observation of them (over the course of 15 years or so, since computer networks became commonplace) there is almost nothing they need to be physically present to accomplish.

Only recently in the DC area did I work with sales reps who no longer had a permanent office. Not surprisingly it was mostly from foreign based companies that didn't see ownership of a building in the US with a logo on its side as an asset. These sales reps of course did pay me frequent visits, another waste. They could have e-mailed me the powerpoint presentation from Idaho or anywhere else and it would have been just as useful as a personal visit. "Ahhh" some will say, "that personal touch makes the sale!". But I don't think there is a lot of evidence to support that.

Hopefully in another generation or so we will finally be weaned off of notions that a TV ad reaches "millions" while an Internet ad only reach those who "click-through". My mailbox is full every day with print media desperate to count me as an eyeball to their advertisers when in fact I almost never open their publications.

In a civilization that takes the power of the Internet seriously I think big cities are going to die one last (and hopefully slow, painless) death. A well known tech pundit recently asked if Silicon Valley would ever make a full recovery from the dot-com crash. The answer is NO, and why should we want it to? That USED to be productive farmland and there is no reason it can't revive that tradition (at least it isn't QUITE as paved over as New York yet). It could be a nice place for a lot of technologists to live, but there is no need or advantage for ALL of them being there. Many of them would be surprised how many places between the east and west coasts are not only pleasant places to live, but still affordable. And just maybe having some of our technology brain power in less expensive parts of the country is a better alternative to using the brain power in other parts of the world.

The End of the Rainbow - New York Times

The End of the Rainbow - New York Times: "'We went on a borrowing, spending and taxing spree, and that nearly drove us under,' said Deputy Prime Minister Mary Harney. 'It was because we nearly went under that we got the courage to change.'"

Maybe we here in the US need to start electing Democrats again so we can nearly go under and get the courage to change.
Except I thought we tried that already. Apparently Democrats have forgotten. Or they just like being in power.

Is it Over Rover?

Is it Over Rover?
2004-04-06

Rover Daily
Update Spirit Sol 91: "Spirit woke up on sol 91, which ended at 6:38
p.m. PDT on April 5, 2004, as if it were any other martian day, but this
one was special. Finishing 90 sols of surface operations since landing
day marked completion of the last of the official success criteria for
Spirit's prime mission. The rover team at JPL had checked off the
next-to-last box for mission success two days earlier, when a drive of
50.2 meters (165 feet) took Spirit's total travel distance over the
600-meter (1,969 feet) mark."

This might hint at further cutbacks in rover coverage. From the once
daily hour long press conference to "daily" 2 minute mission controller
updates, which now seem to get regularly skipped, we are down to the
still daily written summary:

Rover Daily
Updates

I wonder how long those will last now. NASA people seem to be in a big hurry to declare the mission over so they can go home. Unfortunate really, since
in the beginning when the press was anxious to cover more territory they
were told that there was no hurry. The 90 day number was just the
MINIMUM life expectancy of the hardware. Now they are changing their
tune. The hardware is fine. Seems it is the personnel that is worn
out. Or maybe it has just exceeded the American publics attention span.
Ever shorter.

But no worry, USG will be happy to spend millions more to launch follow-on
rovers to cover the ground that these could have, but didn't.

Clinton and Computers

From Clinton Web Site:
2003-04-16

Update: 2004-01-29

I did the entry below when I had little more than a hunch that

Bill Clinton was computer illiterate ("Clinton's Gift to Internet Age - Only 2 E-Mails").
The picture, and some other hints here and there had given it away. But now that he is no longer in office
the secret is out. But why should this be covered up? I would guess that many people in politics rarely if
ever use a computer. It would be nice to think that they at least know how to, but simply don't take the time.
The reality though is that until the next generation of politicians we are lucky to be dealing with people who can
even type.

One of the handy ways to avoid discussing the issues is to compare the candidates reading habits ("My candidate
reads seven books a day. Before breakfast!"), academic records, or past jobs. The Dems get better treatment though.
We rarely learn much about them until AFTER they leave office. Clinton's book will no doubt tell us little we don't
already know, it will most likely but full of invention. Using legal pads and a ghost writer who is desperately
trying to coax the material out of him for pre-election release, we hear that the going is slow. In addition to
typing, constructing revisionist history is something Bill expects others to do for him.

"Late one afternoon, Chelsea, home for Christmas from Stanford University, brought a few friends by the Oval Office
to visit with the President. I had been
trying for weeks to get the Oval Office laptop up and running. Bewilderedly, I looked on as Chelsea and her friends
proceeded to school both the President
and me on how technology really works."

Director of Production for Presidential Events JOSHUA KING (by door) describes waiting "back stage" for the
President.

---

Apparently Chelsea's efforts were unsuccessful. (NB: The incorrect caption as it appears on the web page.)

The fact that Clinton would sit with a non-functional laptop on his desk "for weeks" would tend to confirm the
stories that he was not computer literate, and
in fact could not handle ordinary typing tasks.

Of course I doubt that most modern presidents have been computer savvy either, but then, not since Kennedy has the
presidential hype machine done so much to
create a mythology of Presidential intelligence. It's about time a lot of these myths were put to rest along with
the rest of the Clinton legacy.

PS: I hope at some point they informed Bill about the appropriate orientation for the mouse. Could this be why
Bill and Hillary's books are so far behind
schedule?

High Alert

An ongoing digest of incompetence in high places

2004-01-22

• 
  Boston Globe carries the following headline:
  Infiltration of files seen as extensive...
  Senate panel's GOP staff pried on Democrats
  After reading through the long article speculating about GOP spying on Democrats we find this:
  "A technician hired by the new judiciary chairman, Patrick Leahy, Democrat of Vermont, apparently made a mistake that allowed anyone to access newly created accounts on a Judiciary Committee server shared by both parties -- even though the accounts were supposed to restrict access only to those with the right password."
  (Link)
  

2003-10-30

• Today a Capitol building was closed for two hours due to an "alert".
  
• People were "evacuated" from the building, but many people didn't receive the
  alert.
  
• The alert was sent to building occupants via FAX!
  
• The alert included a lookout for a white man of average height carrying a gun.
  
• It turned out that 2 WOMEN on congressional staff entered the building with Halloween
  costumes
  which included a toy gun
  
• 
  A report was made public today by
  The Center for Public Integrity
  
• href="http://video.c-span.org:8080/ramgen/archive/iraq/iraq103003_integrity.rm"target="_blank">Here
  is a video from CSPAN
  
• A Brooklyn cop is being investigated for Internet postings in which he brags about beating suspects,
  writing phony tickets and ignoring calls to his precinct. (href="http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/nyc-blog1223,0,3411589,print.story?coll=ny-nynews-headlines">LINK)
  
  
• Los Alamos National Laboratory employees and managers have been placed on paid investigative leave as a
  result of security problems that surfaced at the lab earlier this month, a lab spokesman confirmed Friday. (LINK)
  

High Alert (ongoing)

High Alert (ongoing)
2003-10-30

• Today a Capitol building was closed for two hours due to an "alert".
  
  
• People were "evacuated" from the building, but many people didn't receive the
  alert.
  
  
• The alert was sent to building occupants via FAX!
  
  
• The alert included a lookout for a white man of average height carrying a gun.
  
  
• It turned out that 2 WOMEN on congressional staff entered the building with Halloween
  costumes
  which included a toy gun
  
  
• 
  A report was made public today by
  The Center for Public Integrity
  
  
• 
  href="http://video.c-span.org:8080/ramgen/archive/iraq/iraq103003_integrity.rm"target="_blank">Here
  is a video from CSPAN
  
  

Comments to follow...

2003-12-23

My two previous posts were actually continuations of this which I rather left hanging.
Since then, we have had some major election fiascos. The Department of Homeland Security has flunked
a security audit of computer systems by Congress (not that I imagine Congressional computers to be in better
shape) and we yesterday entered "Code Orange" mode, which means, well, nobody is quite sure, other than it
is worse than yellow and better than red.

But in case you think the subject here is terrorism or our responses to it, it is not. At least not
directly. What it is basically about is incompetence, at all levels.

When we changed from yellow (was it?) to orange there was the now predictable pot shots from the left.
Why they get so worked up over this system I don't know. Well, I do know. They don't have any REAL issues
to get all worked up over. The Emergency Broadcast System that we have been living with for 40 years or so
is at LEAST as silly (and certainly more expensive) than this new color code. The EBS hasn't been used once
(even on 9/11!!)
nobody pays attentions to it and no doubt in the year 2100 people will be wondering why their brain wave
receptions are interrupted by these "test" announcements complete with annoying sound effects. Nobody will
remember, but
it will still be someone within the government's job to produce them, and produce them they will.

Congressman Ed Markey of Massachusetts is annoyed about something too. Today he called a press conference to
complain
that not enough was being done to screen packages that are put on airplanes. There is in fact reason to be
concerned, but it's
not clear that Markey's press conference had anything to do with those reasons.

He complained that certain packages (below a certain size) are not being scanned or inspected in any way. In
fact we know that many air-cargo packages are not inspected since it hasn't been all that long since a fellow
"air-mailed" himself across country. We know that some of the new screeners are goofing off. Have the
deadbeats been fired yet? It's hard to fire federal workers, and Congress insisted that they be federal
workers and not contract employees. Bush was concerned about not being able to separate those who are doing
the job from those who are not, you know, the ones who take grandma's nail clippers and that new one-inch
pocket knife you gave to your significant other, but at the same time let more box cutters go right through.
Congress won that fight though. But that doesn't stop them from
complaining when some of them got "laid off". My guess is that the lay-off was indeed a filtering exercise,
for which we all ought to be thankful. If they have to "staff-up" and "lay-off" every now and then to get
the job done right, then I hope they do. It would have been so much easier to staff the jobs with verified
contractors (rather than illegal aliens that were being used before). Don't blame Bush for the fact that it
didn't work out that way.

That logic didn't keep Markey from complaining though. His other complaint was that hardware had not been
provided by the feds yet to screen cargo (facts to the contrary be damned). It was widely reported that it
would take quite some time to gear up to make the additional machines to do this for all the nations airports.
Boston's Logan airport is actually on the short list to get first crack at this stuff. Not only do they get
hardware but good old CASH, and apparently Markey's problem is that the money isn't flowing fast enough (maybe
he foresees a tough election year?). He blames it all on the Bush administration. They just aren't spending
the money fast enough. Asked by a reporter how much money is involved Markey draws a blank, but then adds,
"Not that much more than is being spent now". So, what am I missing here? Again we are back to the left's
reliance on a "conspiracy". Why would the administration block a small amount of money for Logan, when it is
fact one of the first airports to benefit from the billions being spent (by you and me) on all of this? Will
Markey next call a press conference to hand out maps of all the unguarded city water supplies in the country?
How about power lines stretched throughout the countryside? Maybe Markey could help the terrorist find those.
How much does it cost to get Markey to "Shut the F*** up" in public and do his job in Congress using less
public means? That assumes he is actually interested in doing his job, versus pumping up his political base.

Remember, Logan airport is where all of this got started. A couple of people got fired there already after
9/11, and remember how hard it is to fire government workers. Maybe some of them were Markey's political
cronies and he still has a splinter up his ass about it. Could that be it? We ARE talking about political
appointees here you know. Or could it be that "Massport's" (as they are called) administration of the
airports still reads like a script for a
Keystone Cops movie?:

"The Dept. of Homeland Security pledged an additional $87 million towards Logan's permanent
baggage-screening system's $146 million price tag July 7. The additional funds brought the total compensation
the airport had received from the federal government to $117 million. Logan was one of three airports to
receive reimbursement after Congress passed a $2.3 billion appropriation earlier in the year to reimburse
airports up to 75% of their expenses for the permanent screening systems. Coy, who pleaded to Congress for
compensation earlier in the year, said, "We accomplished in six months what many experts said was impossible to
do in two years." Seattle-Tacoma International Airport and Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, the other
two recipients of federal funding, were only in the design phase of their systems.

Agents from the federal Dept. of Homeland Security succeeded in passing "prohibited items" through security
checkpoints at Logan Airport according to media reports Oct. 16. The security tests were part of a federal
investigation at about 15 US airports. "By testing airports across the country, the federal government can
identify potential weaknesses and improve screening methods and training," explained Massport spokesman Jose
Juves. The federal security director at Logan, George Naccara, said the tests found security at Logan "no
better or worse" than at the other airports tested. "

(read the full report, it's much worse than my excerpt)

Further questions by the press were not answered particularly well by Markey. He has been campaigning...
uh... complaining about this for the last six months or so and he still doesn't seem to have command of any
facts or figures on the subject. At one point he said he didn't know the answer to a question but that he
hoped to find out when briefed (along with other congress people) by Homeland Security later this afternoon.
So, why couldn't his press conference waited until tomorrow? Maybe he didn't want to be confused by the
facts. Are his constituents so easily fooled by this high drama?

Like I said, incompetence at all levels. At least SOME federal employees can be fired once every two years.
Hopefully Markey's bosses will start thinking along those lines.

You see? There is enough political mud to be slung from all sides. Hopefully actual issues will get debated
and problems solved in that process somehow. Governments have always and will always do things clumsily.
They need watching. Let the public remain on High Alert in that regard.

And while we are at it...

• A Brooklyn cop is being investigated for Internet postings in which he brags about beating suspects,
  writing phony tickets and ignoring calls to his precinct. (
  href="http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/nyc-blog1223,0,3411589,print.story?coll=ny-nynews-headlines">LINK)
  
  
• Los Alamos National Laboratory employees and managers have been placed on paid investigative leave as a
  result of security problems that surfaced at the lab earlier this month, a lab spokesman confirmed Friday. (
  LINK)
  

Hogwash Bummer

Hogwash Bummer
2003-08-06

Rarely have so many written so much based on so little....

How about this:

From http://www.freemikehawash.org/
"On April 28, the day before Mike would have been ordered released, the
U.S. Justice Department issued a Complaint, charging Mike with Conspiracy to
Levy War on the United States. Mike is being targeted because he is a Muslim.
The Justice Department has organized a smear campaign to portray him as a radical."

From Warblogging (a blog about making war against Republicans apparently):
"I urge you to write letters to the editors of your local newspapers.
Call your senators, call your congressmen. Call into your local radio talk shows.
Make a fuss. Tell everyone who will listen about Mike Hawash.
He deserves it, and so does the next one who will be dragged into this Kafka-esque nightmare."

From Wired: Ex-Intel VP Fights for Detainee

Oh, let's not forget the ever-accurate New York Times:
Terrorism Task Force Detains an American Without Charges

Oooops

Washington Post
(An earlier Fox News article
would have not been credible):
"Yes, your honor," Hawash said in federal court in Portland this morning,
when U.S. District Judge Robert E. Jones asked if Hawash and the others in his
group of alleged conspirators had been "prepared to take up arms and die as
martyrs if necessary to defend the Taliban government in Afghanistan."

Ladies and Gentelmen... Let the backpedaling begin...

Kafka-esque indeed.

Homeland Security Opts for "breakthrough" Technology

Homeland Security Opts for "breakthrough" Technology
2003-07-16

It's not time for April fools yet is it?

*New! Improved! Microsoft Security Flaws!* (1)

*New! Improved! Microsoft Security Flaws!* (2)

Excerpts:

'At the product's launch in late April, Microsoft Chief Executive Steve Ballmer declared the new version of Windows to be a "breakthrough in terms of what it means, in terms of its built-in security and reliability."

The flaw, discovered by researchers in western Poland, also affected Windows versions popular among home users.

"This is one of the worst Windows vulnerabilities ever," said Marc Maiffret, an executive at eEye Digital Security Inc. of Aliso Viejo, Calif., whose researchers discovered similarly dangerous flaws in at least three earlier versions of Windows.

Some experts said they expected hackers to begin using this new vulnerability to break into computers within months. Even without detailed blueprints from researchers, hackers typically break apart the patches Microsoft provides for clues about how to exploit a new flaw. '

Crapola software is apparently good enough for Homland Security however:

*HSD Throws Caution Out the Windows*

All I Can Think to Say About the War

Hard to imagine this was originally posted on...
2003-04-08

I haven't opined publically about the war, beforehand or since it started. I haven't thought it
tastefull. It won't "make a difference" and to most people I might as well just sum up by
saying: "Everything you know is wrong." At least if you pay too much attention to the media.
We seem to be approaching a "stopping place" now though. Here is all I can think of....

The Dictator Inside

Day 17 or so of the war with Iraq (I haven't been counting but someone on the radio just said 17
and so it must be about that) nor have I watched TV at all. Sampled radio and newspaper
coverage, and of course, the Internet.

US troops have ventured into Baghdad on a fairly permanent basis now, as well as taken over the
airport, changing its name from Saddam International to Baghdad International. Both facts being
strongly denied by Iraqi officials.

We don't know for sure if Saddam is in perfect health, has his ears bleeding, his legs broken or
has been vaporized (all of which has been reported at this point).

Some reporter asks an Iraqi why ordinary Iraqi people are so timid about speaking out when it is
clear that Saddam no longer has any power over them.

A very good question I think. Predictions of cheering crowds in the streets to welcome our
soldiers failed to come true. But another failed prediction was that ordinary citizens would
rise up against Allied forces in some way. A few car bombs, no more than the Israelis deal with
on a regular basis really and then most of the resistance stopped. Had we killed every citizen
of Iraq? Hardly, civilian casualties by almost every account have been extremely low.

So what IS going on in the minds of the ordinary Iraqi citizen, and why is he or she
being so reserved. The answer as given by the Iraqi (an ex-patriot) being interviewed: "the
dictator inside". People who have known no other life than obeying in absolute fear at some
point, in self preservation, internalize the loyalty. Fear cannot be maintained indefinitely.
You either conquer the thing that you fear or the fear eventually turns into something else.
Long lasting fears are covered with more pleasant rationales and hung on our mental walls as
decorative items. We know this from people who have been long term POWs, we know this from
people who have been hostages, Orwell knew it when he wrote 1984. I think "the dictator inside"
is the correct explanation. Gradually the Iraqis are becoming supporters (or as gradually as
can be imagined in the span of 17 days).

Today's big news is that Saddam, his sons, and several top members of his government have been
killed while in a restaurant, possibly planning their eventual escape from Bagdad. Optimistic
news from the Allied point of view. More importantly, I thought, such great credence is being
placed on this report due to the large number of civilian informants that participated in the
tip-off regarding his whereabouts. Could it be that they don't hate us so much after all?

How Wrong Can They Be?

At the outbreak of the war countless reporters laced their reportage with self contradicting
predictions of a gloomy outcome: There would certainly be heavy civilian casualties...

Bob Simon, of CBS news reports that US actions muster sympathetic support for Saddam.

"There's no way Saddam would want to risk that sympathetic support by killing our POWs."

Two days later most of the known POWs are discovered dead, having been shot through the head
execution style.

Peter Arnet became the news when he not only reported early war results in an
unrealistically negative manner, but also elaborated on that reporting for the benefit of Iraqi
TV. Later, in fear of losing his MSNBC job he apologized. After being fired anyway and getting
a new job elsewhere he retracted his apology. So much for the courage of one's convictions.

His "reporting" included an assessment that the Allied war plan had failed miserably and was being
re-cast. For a few days the term "quagmire" was the most popular word on TV.

One week into the war the media begins asking "when will it all end?". Through a glass darkly
comparisons are made to Vietnam for which there were very few early protests and in fact no
major protests until after it was clear that the war was being conducted poorly.

Polls in the US show increasing support for the war, but other than the announcement of
those mathematical facts, you'd never know that we weren't bogged down in another Vietnam:

"When will it be over?", "Are we defeating the enemy TOO fast?, we will be thought to be a
bully.", "What if he uses WMDs?", "What if he doesn't have WMDs?", "Won't we alientate the
other Arab countries?", "Won't we alienate the French?", "Shouldn't we let the UN be more
involved?"

To slant news coverage you don't have to express an opinion outright, you have only to select
what you cover. Similarly reporting bias can be indicated by what questions are asked,
and how they are cast. I don't think the average reporter realizes how transparent they are
when they ask such questions, particularly the ones who ask only such questions. If they
did of course they would compensate so that their claims of objectivity would ring true.

"Objective journalism" is a relatively modern concept. Newpapers of the past had a point of
view, and they were proud of it. You got the news by reading more than one of them. Then you
formed your opinion. Modern journalism would have us believe that we need only check with one
newspaper or one cable network (theirs of course) and we have all we need to know. This
is such a nonsensical concept. There are far more people who read NO newpaper than read only
one, and of those that read one I'd bet that most get alternate point of view from the other
"objective" publications. Nothing has really changed since the 1800's except the pretense of
objectivity, which is a pure fiction, and ironically, an unnecessary one.

When its over, I hope there are a number of good tally sheets regarding which journalist asked what
leading questions, and which editorial page made each incorrect prediction. It might better
inform our source selection in the future. I have no problem with reading biased publications.
I prefer that they announce their bias rather than trying to conceal it. The detective work, of
figuring out what direction the bias goes is not difficult, but the concealment makes me
skeptical of the "facts" presented even more than I would otherwise be.

Whats it All About? Alfie?

During the lead-up to the war and even now there has been the relentless drumbeat: "It's all
about oil.", "It's revenge for threats against George Bush Sr.", "It's just the first of many
wars we will wage to achieve world domination.". "This is George Bush's war, and he is just
plain stupid."

Humans hate the unknown. We also don't like complex answers to things. A game of chess is so
complex that the biggest fastest computers still are programmed to play by mimicing imprecise
human thought processes rather than by considering every possible outcome of a move. And yet in
global politics, we demand, and expect to get, a single sentence that sums up the whole
situation. If you are against the war, or simply against George Bush any of the above
explanations allow you to dismiss the war as a horrible idea rather quickly. To avoid a
prolonged debate: Question the other sides motives, predict bad results as though they are
already facts, and when all else fails, call the other side names.

"It's all about oil". Would that it were so. The price of crude oil has already dropped
roughly in half since the war began. Why? Because it had risen in anticipation of scarcity
once the Iraqis set all their wells on fire. That didn't happen, hence the sudden downward
adjustment. In fact you could cut Iraqi oil off all together or turn it up full blast and you
would only marginally affect crude oil prices. Like stock market prices, oil prices work
more on day to day emotional swings for short periods of time. How would the clever George
Bush investor leverage this oil situation? Which oil companies stand to gain post-war? All of
them? Any of them? Would they gain more if oil prices shot up? Or if they got much lower? If
you characterize the Bush's as "oil men from Texas", it would seem to me that the best possible
outcome would be to shut down all but Texas oil production. I don't see anything like that
going on here. In many ways the country would be better off if it did. I'd love to see more
oil produced in the United States. Yet many of the same people that are against the war would
find that idea objectionable. To them, it is environmentally unsound to get oil from Alaska,
but the fact that much of our oil comes from Canada and not Iraq seems to go unnoticed.

"It's all about revenge for threats against George Bush Sr." The president (Bush, not Husein...
ever notice how many reporters refer to them as President Husein, and Mr. Bush? No, I'm talking
abut American reporters not Arabic or even French ones.) made the unfortunate reference
to this threat ONCE and has been beaten over the head with it ever since. The charge predates
his reference to it in my recollection however. I've heard individuals state that "it would have
been better if we had marched all the way to Bagdad the first time." But I've never heard any
high ranking government official (of either party) make such a claim. George Bush Sr. who leads
a rather comfortable retirement from all appearances has never come across as anything but
blase about the issue.

"It's just the first of many wars we will wage to achieve world domination." Hard to argue the
future. Nothing in American history supports this. Somehow the American character must have
changed practically overnight for this to be true. Is it still all about hanging chads after
all? Not only does this argument not ring true. It's mathematically impossible. Just how
would we go about dominating the world? Let's see, (1) draft everybody, (2) assign each person
to guard 3 people over in China. I'm not sure what we would do after that. But the people who
make this claim must have a plan in mind... maybe we should draft them first and get them to
disclose it. Once we've dominated about a third of the world I'm sure I'll be out there laying
the in the street blocking traffic too. I can hardly wait.

"This is George Bush's war, and he is just plain stupid." Well thats Cher's opinion anyway.
Pick 10 people from Hollywood and all 10 of them will share that opinion too. Oh, don't pick
James Woods, I've heard he is Hollywood's token conservative. What a nut case!! Little known
fact: George Bush's academic record runs circles around Al Gore's. Al dropped classes, skipped
classes, changed majors (to religion of all things) and barely got through. But he's a genius,
George Bush is an idiot. Al invented the internet though his President, Bill Clinton, never
got much use out of it. He couldn't type and got so frustrated doing the constant hunt and
peck that he always dictated speeches and other documents that he "wrote". Apparently the
dictionary everyone is using to evaluate people in Washington was authored by Cher, who dropped
out of high school, grade 9. Many Hollywood people never finished high school. Almost none of
them finished college or even attended. To be an actor, you need to learn to read. Fifth
grade, or 6th tops, and you are "good to go". Everything else is just on the job training.
Much of the American public however seems to confuse playing a President on TV with
being President. Acting can be defined as convincing an audience that you are someting
that you are not. Many Americans seem to be convinced that Hollywood is full of superbly
intelligent people. Proof, I guess, that they are doing their jobs well.

Oh I forgot one... Listen to the right late night radio stations and you'll also hear: "The
aliens who live in Area 51 are really behind all of this." I can't think of a single thing to
refute this theory. So I guess it must be true. It, at least, is not loaded with political
undercurrents.

The Politician Inside

When is the appropriate time to protest a war? I can think of only one situation where the
answer would be: "at any time", and that is in the event that you are a total pacifist, and by
that I mean someone whose core belief incudes the notion that good people should not fight evil
in any way. There are some folks that fall into this category. The Amish people I believe, and
some Quakers. I can't imagine that any of these groups have been laying out in the middle of
intersections, throwing rocks at cops or for that matter posting anti-war messages on the
Internet.

Then there are people who believe that "anything goes" if it is not on US soil. Pat Buchanan is
a noted conservative who pretty much thinks we should wait for the enemy to land on US soil
before we do anything. He is at least consistent about it. He thinks we should stop trading
with the rest of the world too. Kick out any foreigner that hasn't already been naturalized.
He also believes in a strong military. When the foreigners do approach our shores, we can nuke
them.

While I don't agree with Pat Buchanan on many things, at least I know where he stands. With the
left I'm never sure. They do an excellent job of describing what they are against ("That
idiot George Bush") they do a miserable job of describing what they are for. It often has
something to do with health care or education, but the left has just as much if not more trouble
laying out a plan for those things as the conservatives do. The Governor of California, a
liberal and a Democrat, narrowly re-elected after ruining the state economy with bad oil deals
now has to lay off 25,000 teachers. Don't forget he also arranged to purchase a copy of Oracle
for every state employee (when in fact about a thousand copies would have probably been sufficient).
Education represents close to HALF of the states budget. Somehow this mismanagement will get
blamed on the war with Iraq though.

We are in a recession, maybe comming out of it. The tech sector will continue to suffer though.
The dot-com boom-bust has less to do with the economy as a whole than it has to do with a tilted
playing field during the 90's. Sorry, but it was the Clinton administration that beat around
the bush while Intel and Microsoft defined our computing paradigm in their own favor. In
technology, or at least parts of it we are re-living the turmoil that visited the American Auto
industry. It is self inflicted, and both political parties get to share the blame. It is now too late for
a government assisted correction anyway. Wintel has blown both its legs off. They will suffer,
America will suffer, the rest of the economy will grow, but slowly and without a technological
lead. Be sure and update your virus scanner daily by the way.

This of course affects every state budget. The really interesting things in our lives, roads,
education, unemployment insurance are all run at the state level. The US congress gets to play
Santa Clause and order the States to fund all these gifts somehow. The federal government
DOES
have a huge amount of money to waste on its own however. People look at the federal budget and
say "just look how much of it is wasted on the military". There is truth to that of course.
Except look at the rest of the pie: Commerce, Energy, HHS, FTC... its a big long list,
including, whats this? Education. Keep in mind that this department does almost nothing to pay for educating your
kids. It will never be eliminated though, because so many people think it does.

I divide the American voting public into thirds. About a third are so dedicated to left wing
ideology that they will always vote for Democrats, or something they perceive to be to the left
of Democrats. An equal number will alaways vote Republican, or for something to the right of
them. The rest of us are "in play". And based on recent elections the rest of us are split
right down the middle.

While the war rages in Iraq, another war is being waged here at home for the hearts and minds of
that middle third. Like "the dictator inside" that attempts to give us the illusion that we are
in control of our own destiny when in reality we might not be, "the politician inside" convinces
us that the answers are simple, and that one side or the other has them all. The dictator
inside is born out of fear and the human need to deal with it. The dictator inside is a
forgivable human coping mechanism. The politician inside is not so forgivable in my opinion.
It is born more out of laziness, the need to pick a position and stick with it. Like the new
car buyer who can't bring himself to the realization that he may have purchased a lemon, as
voters we have trouble thinking that the people we vote for are wrong, even after history
proves it to be the case. More importantly, for complex issues, for which history hasn't yet
selected the right choices from the wrong ones, we are compelled to view that history from only
one spot in time so as to cast the best light on those we sided with.

All to satisfy the politician inside.